Valentine’s Day Cards
from Savage Media
For people who hate cheesy cards.
Dry. awkward. brutally honest. These are the cards from Savage Media that you’d actually give to someone you like (a lot).
Not your typical Valentine’s Day cards
Most valentine day cards are soft-focus nonsense. Ours are for real relationships: sarcasm, banter, shared eye-rolls, and humour that makes sense only because you actually know each other.
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Dry. Awkward. Funny.
These are cards that sound like something you’d actually say, not something borrowed from a romance movie.
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Real relationships
Grounded in everyday life, real conversations, and the kind of humour that only works when you really know someone.
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Actually memorable
The ones that end up on the fridge, then in the memory box. That’s the goal.
Shop Valentine’s Day cards from Savage Media
Browse our collection below. All cards are available on SavageMedia.nz – clicking any card takes you straight to the product page.
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Designed around real relationships
If you’ve ever picked up a greeting card and thought “this isn’t us at all”, you’re in the right place. Mark love day without pretending life is perfect.
- Long-term relationships where sarcasm is basically a love language
- Couples who show affection through banter rather than big speeches
- People who want day gifts that feel like them
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Funny, honest, and slightly savage by design
Our products live firmly in the funny end of the Valentine’s spectrum. Some designs are subtle, others are blunt, but all of them are written to feel familiar in the best way.
They’re not safe. They’re not neutral. They’re for people who know their relationship well enough to laugh at it.
That honesty is what makes them stand out from mass-produced Valentine’s Day gifts.
A different take on Valentine’s Day gifts
Sometimes the best day gift is something that actually reflects your relationship.
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Stand-alone gifts
Perfect on their own when humour is all you need.
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Add-ons
Pair perfectly with other valentine’s day gifts.
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Keepsakes
The kind people quote and bring up years later.
Made to be kept, not thrown away
Funny cards tend to stick around. They live on fridges, desks, and memory boxes long after February has passed.
These are Valentine’s Day cards designed to last longer than the moment.